windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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