whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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