What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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