i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Randomize
