There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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