are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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