My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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