he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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