i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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