would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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