So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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