she looked like the before picture.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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