He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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