I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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