my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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