My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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