he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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