I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Randomize
