On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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