I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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