I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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