But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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