I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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