Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
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