Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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