Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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