I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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