Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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