Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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