Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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