new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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