I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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