I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Everything about him screamed your future.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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