I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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