Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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