So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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