I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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