You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Randomize
