Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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