i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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