I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
