he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
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