is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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