you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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