I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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