yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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