Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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