Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
try to milk me bitch
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