Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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