i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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